< = > \ ...THE HACKING RELATION... THE FIREFLY OF THE HACKING RELATION PRESENTS ON 12/12/89: THR PUMP UP THE JAM DEMO!!! HERE ARE THE CREDITS: CODING: THE FIREFLY WICKED MUSIC: STUDIO MASTER T.H.R LOGO: LEGEND PUMP UP THE JAM LOGO: DRAGONFLIGHT WELL, NOW I HAVE THE FUN JOB OF WRITING LOADS OF SCROLLTEXT (A JOB WHICH EVERYONE LOOKS FORWARD TO DOING UNTIL THEY HAVE TO SIT AND WRITE!!) AND I HAVE NO IDEA QUITE WHAT TO SAY! I WILL TELL YOU THAT STUDIO MASTERS SCROLLTEXT COMES STRAIGHT AFTER THIS WITH AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO SIRUS CORP... KEEP WATCHING!! GREETINGS APPEAR AFTER THAT, SO DONT GO ANYWHERE!!! WELL, WHADDAYA THINK OF THE DEMO THEN? I THINK IT IS RATHER NICE (IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!). HMM, A REALLY WEIRD THOUGHT JUST CAME TO ME WHILE WATCHING SESAME STREET ON CHANNEL 4 (YUK!!).. WOULDNT IT BE STRANGE IF YOU WERE SITTING WATCHING TELLY WHEN SUDDENLY YOU FOUND YOURSELF FLOATING IN SPACE ABOVE THE PLANET MARS!! WELL, STUDIO MASTER THOUGHT THAT WAS TOO RIDICULOUS TO PUT, BUT I PUT IT ANYWAY. RIGHT, YOU WANT TO CONTACT US THEN? IF SO, PHONE: THE SAINT: 0 8 2 5 7 2 3 5 7 7 (PHIL) OR ASH: 0 9 0 3 6 1 6 0 2 (ASH!! (SUPRISE SUPRISE)) I WILL SAY IT AGAIN: THE SAINT (PHIL): 0 8 2 5 7 2 3 5 7 7 OR ASH: 0 9 0 3 6 1 6 0 2 WELL, WHAT TO SAY? HERE IS SOMETHING RATHER CREEPY: MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT COMPUTERS ARE THE TOOL OF THE ANTICHRIST (WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP THAT IS!!!) AND THESE DISKHEADS CALLED THE CHRISTIAN BRETHREN ARE BANNING ALL THEIR KIDDYWINKLES FROM USING COMPUTERS AS SCHOOL! THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE: IF YOU GET EACH LETTER POSITION THROUGH THE ALPHABET (A IS 1, B IS 2 ETC.) AND YOU MULTIPLY IT BY 6, THE LETTERS IN THE WORD COMPUTER ADDS UP TO 666!!! (SCARY...) OH WELL, STUDIO MASTER IS MOANING NOW, SO I SPOSE I WILL HAVE TO STOP WAGGLING MY CHIN!! SEE YA IN MY NEXT DEMO BYE!!! THE FIREFLY, < HI! THIS IS STUDIO MASTER HERE! HOPE YOU LIKE MY LATEST PIECE OF MUSIC. I MUST SEND A QUICK MESSAGE TO SIRUS CORP: HOPE YOU DINT MIND ME USING SOME OF YOUR INSTRUMENTS, BUT IT SEEMED POINTLESS TO RESAMPLE THEM AGAIN. I DID CHANGE A LOT AS YOU WERE VERY WASTEFUL ON MEMORY. HOWEVER, YOU DID A GOOD JOB! SO WHAT DO YA THINK OF THE DEMO?? PRETTY GOOD OR WHAT? NOW SINCE WE RELEASED VECTOR IV ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BULLSHITTED ABOUT HOW THEY CAN DO MORE COLOURS AND FASTER. WE SAY ONLY ONE THING - AND THAT IS PROVE IT. SO GET WRITING, THEN WE SEE WHOSE LAME. OUR LAST DEMO WAS PRETTY SUCCESSFUL AS WELL (VOBS) EVERYONE SEEMED TO LIKE IT AND WERE PLEASED THAT SOMETHING ORIGINAL CAME FROM A BRITISH GROUP NOT JUST BOBS AND SINE-SCROLLERS. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HAVING A RUN DOWN OF THE MEMBERS OF THE HACKING RELATION THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE MEMBER OF THR (AND NO-ONE ELSE) LEGEND (CODING & GFX) LAZURUS (CODING) FIREFLY (CODING) STUDIO MASTER (MUSICIAN) DRAGONFLIGHT (GFX) MR BIGTIME (GFX) THE SAINT (SWAPPER) ASH (SWAPPER) WE ARE HOWEVER LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS SO IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ELITE DEMO MAKING CREW IN THE UK WITH REAL INTERNATIONAL STANDARDS THEN PHONE THIS NUMBER 082572 2545 (ANGUS) ONLY THE BEST WILL DO SO LAMERS DO NOT PHONE!! I HAVE A COUPLE OF MESSAGES TO SEND SO PLEASE BE PATIENT IF YOU ARE NOT MENTIONED YOU MIGHT BE IN THE GREETS SO HERE GOES HI FRED, LETTER IS IN THE POST, SEND SOON. HI FIREFOX, I RETURN THE STUFF SOON!! HI DARKSTAR, WHERE ARE THOSE DISKS YOU PROMISED? HI MIDI, CHEERS FOR THE DISKS I HOPE YOU FIND MINE USEFULL HI AEROSMITH ITS NICE TO SWAP WITH YOU FOR SO LONG - THANKS FOR THE TAPES AS WELL HI DEL WHATS HAPPENED YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER OR WHAT?? ANYWAY THAT WRAPS IT UP FOR THIS TIME SO BYE FROM STUDIO MASTER OF THR.......